Pin Ups - An Organized Mess

Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought...
Jim Halpert: Fact: Bears eat beets.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not...
Jim Halpert: Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: What is going on? What are you doing?

So I have recently become addicted to this show.



If you wanna learn how to survive in uninhabited parts of the world, and if you are a completely insane English person, watch it! =)


There is one other survival show on television called Survivorman, but they really should change the name of the show to Complainerman,or WhineyExaggerationMan, or ImNotAsCoolAsBearGrylls....man. It sucks. This guy basically puts himself in the middle of nowhere for seven days and then just survives. For no reason. He's not trying to teach anyone anything, he just wants to show off that he can sleep in grass and eat turds and scorpions. Nobody cares about some boring Canadian dude trying to live in various places for a week without dying. He whines about virtually everything he does and is boring as crap to watch. The tag-line is: “No food, no shelter, no fresh water, no tools…no camera crew.” First off all, a little wordy there, Survivorman. Secondly, Survivorman has a huge swiss army knife in every episode. Last time I checked, a Swiss Army knife was a tool, and also 30 other tools he probably has floatin' around somewhere in his little fanny pack. Plus, he usually starts every episode off with a fun pack of Fritos or something.






The worst part about Survivorman, in my opinion, is that the host doesn’t have a camera crew. People try to sell this like it’s some positive aspect to the show, when it’s really just a major distraction. When you see Survivorman climb a up a rock face or whatever, all you do is think about how he had to then immediately climb back down the rock to go retrieve his stupid camera. He puts so much energy into the cinematography, that you lose sympathy for him and his struggle to survive. He always ends up whining about how hungry and tired he is, and you want to be like, “Well, Survivorman, maybe you’d conserve your energy more effectively if you didn’t do everything three times. You freakin' idiot.”

Also, Bear eats abandoned carcasses like some kind of large powerful mammal. Survivorman just cries about how bad it tastes. Such an annoying show, eat the camera please.

I watched an episode of survivorman tonight. What a joke. He jumped into the Rockies and heard this bear off in the distance, so he's walking through the dang forrest in the dead of night trying to escape this bear. Rather ammusing at 5am, wouldn't you say?

Two blogs in the same day! What a treat! Well as most of u all know I have an older sister, Bree. One thing you know about us before I continue is that both of us laugh at everything...seriously. And when you combine the two of us we probably laugh more than we breathe. So we decided to go shopping a few days ago...the mall pretty much sucks so we ventured elsewhere. Somehow we wondered our way into the most horendous store in all of Johnson City, Or Tennessee for that matter.....Rugged Wearhouse. ::dun dun dun:: And what happened from there?? Well, see for yourself...
















Luckily we got out alive. Who knew that a quick stop by the discount store would turn into such a legendary trip. Next stop: Salvation Army!

Obama: Kill Newborn or Genetically Imperfect Babies


Abortion either takes a human life or it does not. If not, then abortion should be no different than plastic surgery. If it does, then abortion is pre-natal murder and is the most heinous atrocity in the history of the human race. There is no middle ground. You cannot be "personally opposed, but..." You can probably guess which side of the issue I fall on; how about you?



In opposition to the Born Alive Infant Protection Act, Obama said: "We're saying they are persons entitled to the kinds of protections provided to a child, a 9-month child delivered to term. I mean, it would essentially bar abortions, because the equal-protection clause does not allow somebody to kill a child." So according to Obama, "they," babies who survive abortions or any other preterm newborns, should be permitted to be killed because giving legal protection to preterm newborns would have the effect of banning all abortions.

Apparently, the "audacity of hope" is limited only to those babies born at full term and beyond. Worse, given his support for late-term partial-birth abortions that supporters argued were necessary to end the life of genetically imperfect children, it may be more accurate to say the audacity of hope applies only to those babies born healthy at full term.




This poster made me absoloutely irate. Many of you will vote for this guy. What's wrong with this world?

I’ve realized that I have no control over what God chooses to put in my path. I’ve realized that no matter what happens in your walk through high school or college or just life in general; no matter who changes, who dissappears, or who chooses to ignore the differences between right and wrong, God is always there. I’ve realized that I cannot put so much effort into something that it tears me down. I’ve realized that I have to be willing to give up something that may seem important to me now in order to gain the bigger things God has in store for me. I’ve realized that my motive should only be Him. I’ve realized that if I let go of one thing, God has better things to bring. I’ve realized that nothing is easy because we choose to make it harder than it really is. I’ve realized that no matter how many times you mess up, God is always waiting for you to run to him at the end of the day. I’ve realized that I need to get over my mountain of "self" to reach the mountain of God. I’ve realized that God will help me through whatever obstacles I face. I’ve realized that living for God is not following a bunch of rules, but following the only light at the end of the tunnel without running into things in the dark. I’ve realized that I am chosen, like everyone else, to fulfill God’s purpose for my life. I’ve realized that nothing else in life will satisfy me; nothing else lasts eternally besides him. I’ve realized that I am not going to live for money, nor fame or anything materialistic because I cannot take any one of those things with me when I die. I’ve realized that his love is everlasting, his life is eternal. I’ve learned that my life is his and not mine because I cannot outlive him and I cannot live without Him.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------God has blessed me in so many ways these past couple of months. I'm finally starting to realize just who he is and what he is capable of. He will always be there, not matter how many times I screw up, no matter how many times I turn my back on him, he is always there waiting for me at the end of the day with open arms. That is why I live for God.